Translator Wanted:
Immediate start. No backchat. Common sense and conscience deemed undesirable. Permanent until mood says otherwise. Applicants will be summoned.
Driver Required:
Immediate start. Trained to stunt level. Must have extensive knowledge of Tripoli backstreets. Immaculate hearing and sixth sense for ticking clocks highly desirable. Applicants to send CV's to large scorched building in North of City.
Housekeeper Needed:
No questions asked. Good with bloodstains. Doesn't ask questions. Can work Internet shopping websites. Immediate start (I'm getting hungry). All candidates to be present outside conspicuous Pakistani building noon.
