Tuesday 28 June 2011

"And?" says Gaddafi

by Shaky Parkinson

The ICC has today issued an arrest warrant for Muammar Gaddafi who was quick to responded with a resolute, "And?"

It seems absurd rumours of murder; torture and all round classic brutality on civilians are the reasons behind the warrant, with the ICC's presiding judge Sanji Monageng being very resolute on the facts.  He waffled that there are, "Reasonable grounds to believe," some such happenings are happening in the now and maybe the past and stuff and that he wanted his, "Blanky".

In response to Gaddafi's response, the ICC have called him, "A cheat who is not playing fair and is being a dick."

All the leader could muster was, "What are you going to do?  Throw some more bombs my way? Ooooohhhhh, I'm really scared."

This backchat sparked desperate talk from the prosecutors who are, "Telling their mum's on him."

Mr. Gaddafi was quick to prove that the recent victims had stolen his sweets and that any justice brought their way was, "Muchly deserved," and he followed this up with a, "So what?"

The talks rapidly descended into an unproductive state and were called off until after naptime.

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